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So, um…it’s a shorter episode this week mainly because I’m friggin’ tired. However, Jennie and I did trudge to the megaplex to check out the latest summer action extravaganza, Wanted. Basically, we learned that James McAvoy can make exaggerated “yikes” faces with the best of ‘em. He may have received some one-on-one training with Cuba Gooding Jr. We’re looking into it…

In news, GI Joe has got some official posters. And, we both remember a time when knowing was half the battle…Ah! Memories…

Finally, because Wanted totally aberrated from the comic source material by making the main characters a group of “Assassins” instead of Super Villains, Jennie and I decided to list our top five hitman/assassin movies.   Oh, and before you start your whining, Pulp Fiction was purposely left off–it’s just too easy.

Until next time, thanks so much for watching and listening.

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Hi-ho, all. Like beaten wives, Jennie and I return for more abuse from M. Night Shyamalan with his new film, The Happening. I swear, Night…this is it…this is the last friggin’ time. Next time around, you’re gonna talk to our lawyer. Then, like a chaser to some bad liquor, Jennie follows up that review with her take on the supsense/horror film, The Strangers.

In news, listener J.D. does our job for us with his discussion of new Mummy sequels. And, we reveal that Len Wiseman has been chosen to direct the upcoming Gears of War movie.  Oh, and by the way, good pull Wiseman…good pull…

Finally, because the Happening was filled with some real humdingers, Jennie and I reveal THE TOP FIVE WORST MOVIE LINES in cinematic history.

Until next week, thanks for watching and listening.

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This week Jennie and myself have a serious discussion on whether or not Adam Sandler is still funny with his new comedy, You Don’t Mess with the Zohan! (which apparently is the complete title, although it sounds more like a tagline). Then, just to retain this podcast’s artsy, uppity feel, I talk about Tarsem’s The Fall–yeah, don’t worry, I haven’t heard of it either.

Then, we skip news and jump right into Listener Feedback. We share your excellent top five lists and a listener’s intelligent review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of CG Prairie Dogs.

Finally, we return to our roots and talk about the WORST MOVIE EVER! That’s right, this week we discuss the all time leading Razzie winner, I Know Who Killed Me. This movie has it all–bad acting, horrendous screenplay, terrible direction, and what may be the worst use of color correction this side of a Lifetime movie. For shame, Ms. Lohan. For shame. We expected better from you…

Until next time, thanks so much for watching and listening.

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Hey all you female fans out there (all six of you)….this episode is for tailor made just for you. That’s right, Jennie and Mommy Kander join forces and ditch Ivan (good call) to have a little girl talk as they chat about the much anticipated Sex and the City Movie. Does the television show translate well on to the big screen? Grab a pair of your favorite (insert shoe fashion pun here) and find out with their review. I’m so excited, my heart just skipped a beat! Wait…erm…grrr…football!

In news, it turns out Universal Studios is on fire, Wanted’s music is being composed by Danny Elfman, and women actually go to see movies. Who knew?

Finally, Jennie and Mom determine that the only way for women to get things accomplished is to talk about their problems incessantly while at eating at a table. So, they list the top five scenes that take place around the food table (any meal will do).

Thanks so much for watching and listening and we’ll see you next week.

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Jennie and I tackle the (arguably) biggest movie of the summer with Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Insert Random Mystical Object Here. Word of warning…we spoil the heck out of this thing. So, if you haven’t seen it yet (c’mon, you’ve already seen it…probably twice!) watch with caution.  And, beware of CG monkeys.

In news, we talk trailers–especially the upcoming The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. And, we reveal that Jake Gyllenhaal has supposedly signed on to play the Prince of Persia. Yeah…because he looks Persian…

Finally, we venture into the realm of nostalgia with our TOP FIVE MOVIES YOU WOULD PLAY AS KIDS. Basically, Jennie and I learned that we had very violent childhoods…

On a small tech note, I’ve started adding the current episodes of WME to Blip.tv–a wonderful service that allows you to stream tons of media immediately for free! Check us out at : http://worstmovieever.blip.tv

Thanks for watching and listening.

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Okay…before you get all angry with me and accuse me of skipping yet another show cycle, understand that I just recovered from surgery…so I was pretty much incapacitated this past week. I’m all better now though, and I’m ready to podcast with the best of them.

This week, Jennie and I pretend you haven’t seen Iron Man and talk about it like it’s actually a new release. Yeah, we’re awesome like that. Then, I give my quick take on Son of Rambow– a small movie that’s most likely better than the Chronicles of Narnia: Hey, wait! Isn’t this supposed to be a Lord of the Rings Movie?

In news, Gore Verbinski is tackling Bio-Shock, and Spiderman 4 & 5 may be filmed simulatenously (and hopefully without emo Peter Parker). Then, Jennie discovers that getting into a bowling alley is actually tougher than it first seems.

Finally, we introduce a new segment on this week’s show–yup, you read that right–A New Segment! It’s called “In Case You Missed it” (or as Jennie says: “That’s so Fetch!”) Basically, we talk about a movie that’s probably been overlooked or hasn’t gotten enough attention, and you should probably watch it immediately. This week, in honor of superhero movies, we praise Batman: Mask of the Phantasm.

Thanks so much for watching and listening!

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This week Jennie and I ditch White Castle in favor of maximum security prisons in Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. Does the movie keep the same zany and irreverent pace of the original? Or, is this another official case of unnecessary sequel syndrome (U.S.S.)? And, why the heck aren’t we talking about Iron Man instead?

In news, Michael Bay may be 13 years old and Toni Collette drops out of the new Sam Mendes film and is replaced with Maggie Gyllenhaal, or as I like to call her Eeyore (Oh, bother!) .

Finally, Jennie and I hit the pavement and cruise down Route 66 with our TOP FIVE ROAD TRIP MOVIES.

As always, thanks so much for watching and listening.

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After yet another hiatus, Jennie and I finally return with a review of Forgetting Sarah Marshall–the new comedy from the Judd Apatow crew. The film proves that Paul Rudd can do no wrong and that Mila Kunis may just be the most attractive woman on the planet. Plus, it’s good to see that movies at the box office are starting to not suck anymore.

In news, Phantom of the Opera might be getting a sequel and we watch the red-band trailer for Hamlet 2.

Finally, since summer vacation is coming up, we ponder our TOP FIVE VACATION MOVIES. So, sit back, grab a piña colada, and listen to some Bob Marley as we share our lists.

Until next week, thanks for watching and listening.

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So, I know it’s been a while folks…but here she is–Episode 53!

This week, Jennie and I would both like to congratulate Aimee Rhodes for winning the first ever Worst Movie Ever! “Name That Movie!” contest. To redeem your prize, be sure to e-mail us at wme@lucky9studios.com with your address, the type of t-shirt you want, and the dvd movie of your choice.

Okay…since it’s slim pickings at the Box Office, Jennie I turned to a favorite past time here on the podcast. That’s right, we discuss the WORST MOVIE EVER OF ALL TIME–Southland Tales. We give an in-depth discussion on Richard Kelly’s crap-fest that was booed right out of Cannes.  All I can say is that “he was a pimp, and pimps don’t commit suicide…”

Until next time, thanks for watching and listening.

So, remember when I had a detailed and well thought out plan about the WME release schedule? Well, I lied…

I know it’s been two weeks since a new episode, but to be honest I just needed a slight break. Not to mention, Jennie got called out of town this past weekend, so it made things a bit hard.

So, what’s the good news? A new episode should be up a week from today (maybe earlier if I can work my magic). Plus, it’ll follow the unusual format of episode 47…because let’s face it, you couldn’t pay me to see the current crop of crap at the box office. Not to mention, I promise to announce the winner of the contest (I haven’t forgotten about you! I swear!)

So, until next time, be sure to tip your waitress…